<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1602862644210291539</id><updated>2011-06-18T23:14:46.112-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Random Writings of a 40 Something Guy.</title><subtitle type='html'>Writings on whatever fits my fancy, floats my ice cream and catches my eye.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://40somethingandrandom.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1602862644210291539/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://40somethingandrandom.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Doug</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04560169341792439511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/6/8963093_fa3af90789_m.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1602862644210291539.post-4653362353480023243</id><published>2011-06-01T00:19:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-06-01T00:19:48.396-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Little Dog</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="margin: 0 0 10px 0; padding: 0; font-size: 0.8em; line-height: 1.6em;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/28384691@N05/3395224947/" title="Indifferent Dog"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3655/3395224947_6082e5be86_m.jpg" alt="Indifferent Dog by mapryan" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span style="margin: 0;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/28384691@N05/3395224947/"&gt;Indifferent Dog&lt;/a&gt;, a photo by &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/28384691@N05/"&gt;mapryan&lt;/a&gt; on Flickr.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;They call me Little Dog&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm a mutt breed, I know but I'm nothing to discount just because I may be a bit smaller than you. See I have heart and heart is all I need and I'll make you cry into your open hands. Don't come too close I'll make you think twice as my bite is much worse than my bark.  I'm bad and I know it so keep your distance or you'll know it too. Think I'm cute, yeah well bring your hand a little closer and I'll make you sorry you ever had fingers, I'll look cute chewing on your bloody hand as you writhe in pain and try to stop the bleeding. I'll rip you apart and make you cry, because I'm a bad little dog and pain is my game and I love to play and I always win. And those little kids that want to pick me up, yeah pick me up snot nose brat so I can maul your face and leave you screaming for your careless mommy. Call me little dog, I'll bust your world and pee on your couch and shred the cushions. The vet fears me the tech runs from me and I'll chase YOU out into traffic to watch you suffer. Yeah, I'm a little dog but watch your step our you'll regret the day you were born.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;Via Flickr:&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Little Dog is indifferent&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1602862644210291539-4653362353480023243?l=40somethingandrandom.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://40somethingandrandom.blogspot.com/feeds/4653362353480023243/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://40somethingandrandom.blogspot.com/2011/06/little-dog.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1602862644210291539/posts/default/4653362353480023243'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1602862644210291539/posts/default/4653362353480023243'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://40somethingandrandom.blogspot.com/2011/06/little-dog.html' title='Little Dog'/><author><name>Doug</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04560169341792439511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/6/8963093_fa3af90789_m.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3655/3395224947_6082e5be86_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
